The Social Circle

Everyone's out here talking about their "side hustle" like we're all supposed to be entrepreneurial superhumans working 47 jobs while maintaining perfect mental health and glowing skin. I can barely manage my main hustle without having a breakdown in the office bathroom. Now I'm supposed to monetize my hobbies too?

My hobby is lying on the couch questioning my life choices. How exactly does one turn existential dread into passive income? Asking for a friend who is definitely me.