Coupon Anxiety
Used a coupon at checkout and immediately felt like I was committing fraud. "Is this legal? Am I allowed to save money? Will they call security?" The cashier acted like I handed them ancient hieroglyphics instead of a perfectly valid 20% off discount. Saving money shouldn't feel this suspiciously illegal, but here we are, treating basic financial responsibility like we're pulling off some kind of elaborate heist. Ocean's Eleven: Grocery Store Edition.